Big Brother 14, Episode #23 – We Break Up Just to Make Up!
Well, this episode of BB 14 made me scrarch my head for a second before I said to myself, “Hello! This is a reality show!” I keep thinking why do people continue to trust what other players say? I guess when you’re caught up in the moment, some of your common sense goes out the window. What am I talking about? Well, Readers, read on and you’ll find out!
The show began with the continuation of the Soak Up the Sun Competition. Joe let go of his swing first, making him the proud winner of whatever punishment the Twitter viewers voted for. This punishmemt was better than I thought it would be. He had a 24-hour hula hoop boot camp, where he had to use a hula hoop whenever a song played over the loud speakers until it stopped. It was sooooo much better than Frank’s 24-hour chum baths. It took an hour and fifty-six minutes for Ian the Avenger to out-swing the other players and win the HoH spot this week.
There were mixed feelings about Britney’s eviction. Ian felt aweful and unsafe now that Britney was backdoored from the BB House. He thought that Britney was voted out because of her loyalty to him. Dan, on the other hand, was bitter-sweet about Britney leaving. He said he was going to miss her because she was a great person, but he happy because it was one less person he had to go through to get the $500 000.
The show then flashed back five hours before the live show aired. Dan wanted to smooth things over with Shane just in case Shane won HoH so Dan would not find himself on the block. Dan said all the things that Shane wanted to hear, and Shane fell for it. Where’s Britney when Shane needs her most? Oh, yeah, she was going to out the door soon, so I guess her help would no longer be appreciated. Dan felt good about how things went with Shane because now he was in the middle of two alliances in the House, and they both thought Dan was still loyal to them. Dan affirmed in the Diary Room thar his one and only true loyalty was to himself, no matter what happened in the game.
Flashing forward to the present, the houseguests were trying to see how to get in good with their new HoH. If you don’t remember, Ian was the only one who voted for Britney to stay in the House. Dan has secretly turned his back on his alliance with Frank and Jenn, and is planning to try to get in good with Ian and the Quack Pack. Danielle and Shane were talking about who they thought Ian would nominate. Shane told Brintey of the deal he made with Ian at the end of the HoH Competition. Ian promised that Shame and Danielle would both not be nominated or backdoored this week if Shane eliminated himself. Frank and Joe hoped that Ian would target someone else because everyone voted for Britney to leave, and the two of them have been on the block just about every week.
Ian called the former Quack Pack together to have a meeting. He unveilled his nominations for the week, being Frank and Joe, and threw up the idea to mend their alliance. Since the other members didn’t want to be in Frank or Joe’s shoes, they jumped on board with Ian’s idea. The Quack Pack is back, y’all!
Frank wanted Ian to hear his plea not to be nominated, so he went to Ian to try and get him to see his point of view. Ian told Frank he should sweat a bit, probably because of what happened between them last week. Frank told Ian that Dan didn’t have his back, and that they should make a Final Two deal. Ian thought about this idea because Frank was not allowed to compete in the next HoH as one of the punishments of the Draw Something PoV competition.
When Ian was alone, he found Pandora’s Box had made another apperance in the House for the HoH to open. This time, it was a Christmas scene. The card said that if he opened Pandora’s Box, he would have the best Christmas ever. Ian didn’t take too long to decide that he wanted to open the Box, not knowing if it was truly a good or bad thing to do. Well, it was an amazing decision for Ian o make. He got so many things he wanted, along with $1 000.
It was one of the worst times of the year for the rest of the houseguests, thanks to Ian’s decision and Pandora’s Box. Instead of being showered with gifts and money, they were visited by Jesse Clause. Yes, it was time for former BB houseguest, Jesse’s, annual visit. Gifts were handed out by Jesse. Not great ones like Ian was getting, but organic food that most of them didn’t like. Oh, and Jesse was more of a taker than a giver by also removing all of the junk food from the BB House. Jesse pretty much made everyone, except Ian, a Have-Not for the week.
At the HoH Meeting, all of the House’s suspicions were confirmed. Ian indeed named Frank and Joe as the nominees for the week. No surprise there! Frank said he was going to do everything he could to stay in the House longer. Joe yelled he was going fight as hard as he could to stay as well.
What is going to happen this week? Will Frank or take themselves off the block? Will the Quack Pack stay strong this time? Wil Dan continue to snowball the houseguests? Check back onto my blog to find out!
Until my next post, Readers!